Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Woo! Look at me! I'm bloggin!
That's not the most diginified introduction, but I am just so excited that Keith is finally letting me blog! It only took several months of unpaid labor to earn the privilege! See, kids? Do what you love and the blog will follow.
I don't know if I can be considered a "not comedian" (I'd say I'm a "not not comedian" but that whole double negative thing gets confusing), but I will be at the Short Bus Mega-zine benefit concert! I am very excited about the wrestling! I may be a wimpy vegan pacifist type who escorts bugs outside rather than squashing them, but I just love that smackdown stuff. I'm also excited about Ms. Kloss' "Little Debbie Snack Cake-Eating Competition" - to be held live on stage during the show. Last week, ICBINC's own Miles Miniaci was talking big about how he was going to win said contest. The truth remains to be seen...
Of course, I am mostly excited about seeing the sexiest man in the greater Sacramento area, Xeno, live on stage. I believe Xenophilia starts playing just after 4pm, so get there early if you want your money's worth. And if a woman named Celia who posted a message about liking the "guitar guy's aggressive nipples" on that ICBINC fan site is reading this blog - step off, sister! I got dibs on those nipples. And the whole chest for that matter. Unless, of course, you're talking about Ben - because he plays guitar in that Willie Nelson skit. I have no claim on Ben Miller's nipples. You'll have to speak to his woman about that.

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