When you get evicted, Amber, remember that the apartment upstairs from me has been vacant for months. It looks just like mine, but reversed. I think they're trying to get $750 for it, but you might be able to talk them down. Also, one-time ICBINCer Xeno is looking for a roommate at his two-bedroom pad in Davis. I think the rent is $500. There's a jacuzzi, pool, workout room, free DSL and cable, plus you get to live with a rock star 24 hours a day! (And if anyone reading this is interested in living with a rock star in Davis - e-mail email@example.com and we'll hook you up with the contact info. Just know that, if you take the room at Xeno's, you'll have to share it with Amber and all her band friends when she becomes homeless.)
In other news, Merry Christmas Not Comedians and friends! I'll see some of you at the True Love tonight for the free Kepi and Anton show!