READ MY COVER STORY, BEEYATCHS!
The latest News and Review is on the stands! It's also at www.newsreview.com. Go on! Read it. You'll like it.
Also, you literary types should know that Cookie Kloss and I will be at the Luna's Cafe open mic night at 8pm tonight, reading some poetry. I've got some brand new, tell-all nonsense that no one's heard but my cat. Come down and say hi, right after you read my cover story.