Guess who's got an exciting audition this week? That's right! Amber's booty (and the rest of her) is up for the part of the lady who reads the winning lotto numbers as the ping-pong lotto balls roll down the shoot on Wednesdays and Saturdays! Amber might be the new Lotto Lady! I don't know why this excites me so much. I don't even play the lottery.
Hey, maybe if Amber becomes the lotto number reader and someone wins a jackpot, they'll be so grateful to her they'll send her a million dollars and then, because she loves us, she'll take the entire ICBINC troupe to a tropical island, where we will become tan and relaxed and live in little huts by the sea, but we'll entertain the tourists at night at a big hotel and people will fly from all over the world to see us and then, one day, when we're all tired of eating nothing but lilikoi and macadamias, some theater bigwig will catch our show while on vacation and say, "You must travel around the world spreading your unique brand of Not Comedy! Oh please, let me fund your world tour!" and we'll pack our bags and see the world while uniting humanity with our incredible humor and the world will be in peace and everyone will become vegan and the hole in the ozone layer will heal and someone will finally invent a decent sugarfree chocolate and we'll all be happy ever after.
So good luck, Amber, on your Lotto audition!