Hey Miles, I'm realy sorry to have to tell you this but...You're not Jewish. The troupe is a bit lacking when it comes to opressed minorities, don't get me wrong homos, women and vegans certainly count but Jews, Blacks, Hispanics that's where the glamours realy at. With that in mind I was realy hoping for something more than a Jewish looking Sicilian, but that my friend is what you are. So...cope.
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