Oy. Hi. I was thinking lizard boy had some skin thing going on or something, but he looks pretty normal on the site. So, I have come to just accept the fact that I was on South Park. Today I added this to my web site: "This is the site of musician and not-quite-mad scientist Xeno, as seen on South Park episode 704. Contrary to events in the cartoon, Xeno is not an inspector of alien butt probes ... so stop sending them ... m'kay?"

LA coming up!