Andy Kaufman is not dead.
Andy is pulling the greatest celebrity prank in history.
Andy Kaufman is Charles Kaufman. Andy wrote Being John Malkovich, Alias, the screenplay for Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Human Nature. Charles Kaufman may or may not be a real person, but he is merely pretending to write these works. He is the Front for Andy.
Andy has been playing the game expertly, but when his old best friend Bob Zamuda helped make Man On The Moon Andy had his father publish a Letter claiming his dead son had dictated the letter from beyond the grave. He just couldn't keep quiet when Zamuda was being so verry lame.
Unless, Zamuda was in on the act too. Either way, Andy faked his death and became the film maker he always wanted to be, while being the prankster he'd always wanted to be.
Tis true. I swear it.
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